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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

April 22, 2014 • 7609 Speak now • reblog →

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

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You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

buzzfeed:

*deep sigh of contentment*

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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oops

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang 

trust:

i put the semen in amusement

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