it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
long live 2006
she is doing the tongue thing
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
a very beautiful trashcan
make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang