She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
I think we all got a little bit more gay this year
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing
The determination and the power
this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil