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unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

September 21, 2014 • 98551 Enchanted • reblog →

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

September 21, 2014 • 104923 Speak now • reblog →

jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

September 21, 2014 • 121826 Enchanted • reblog →
The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

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September 21, 2014 • 128264 Speak now • reblog →

dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD

September 21, 2014 • 174328 Enchanted • reblog →

ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

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kingcheddarxvii:

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec

kingcheddarxvii:

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec

September 21, 2014 • 164368 Speak now • reblog →

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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