Some of my favourite words in French and English.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
i made a graph of my personality
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves